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Cross The Streams
00:46
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Rockhampton
What a fucking town
Luke rode a dog
Then we crashed the van
Cops were really nice
And so was the food
Freeman drunk some beers
And Luke did too
The best thing about the weekend, was when we crossed the streams
You can't call yourself a best friend, if you've haven't mixed your pee
You call yourself a best friend, when you haven't crossed the streams
You say you'd cross the ocean, well now dot the I's, and cross the Pee
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Fidget Spinner
00:04
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You pompous piece of shit, it makes me want to wank when you get hit
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Binsley / xWendellx
00:28
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Binsley was a top notch bloke, we loved him like our mothers
Truck killed him, broke out heart, and now we drive his brother
Rest in peace, rest in peace, rest in peace Binsley
//
The next in line, of a fine, dynasty of cars
Electric mirrors, tinted windows, and he drives real fast
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Fist and Make Up
00:22
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I hate when we fight
I love you so much
So get on all fours, and we'll fist and make up
Fist
And
Make
Up
I love you baby so fist me fast
I love you baby so fist my ass
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5. |
Frnk Wlkr
00:32
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You only hate Frank Walker because he's better than you
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Womb Broom
02:35
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Slam-Sexual
00:16
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I hate dicks
I hate clits
All I want is a big
Pit
All I want is a big
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Buddha's gonna fight you
I hope you come back as a pile of fucking shit
I hope you come back as a dead dog's dick
As my good mate Buddha once said;
"You live more then once you stupid fuckhead"
Reincarnation
Kill yourself, and you'll find out
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P.I.S.P
00:09
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Cripple Grip
00:21
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Don't you hate it when your love life gets put on hold
Not being ambidextrous is really getting old
Your main hand's shot, your life is fucked
No spare hand to play with your balls
Let it rip, cripple grip
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11. |
Talk Shit, Get Kissed
00:58
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Turn the other cheek so I can kiss it, you better pucker up we'll fight with our lips
Talk shit, get kissed
Cause if you're talking the shit, your arse about to get kissed.
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Fuck The Cistern
00:58
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Have you ever thought about what it would be like
To take a brown shit in society's eye
I hate all of you and I'm bucking the trend
I'm spreading my cheeks, and your mouth's the S-bend
And I won't forget to wipe
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13. |
50 Shades Of Slayed
01:15
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Circle pit
Side to side
Headwalk
Chicken fight
Swamp mosh
Stage dive
Two-step
Beat down
Crab claw
Closed fist
Limp wrist
Boston boogie
I pick up so much change, I make minimum wage
Call me Brad Pit for my tough guy ballet
My moshing arsenal will be out on display
So tighten up the pit and get 50 shades of slayed
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14. |
Major Rager
00:50
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15. |
Erection
02:27
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The singer is an ugly chode
The bassist is fucking shit
The drummer is a slack-jawed cunt
No decent guitarist in sight
Come to think of it, that's our formula
We'll see you at the Grammys, cunt
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YOU
MOSH
TO
DI-
STURBED
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Luke can't blast
Freeman can't play fast
We think we're Michael Crafter
But we're just shit
Shit
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New wave is fucking lame and should have died in the 80's
Go drown yourself you gothic cunts, cause Mindsnare are fucking sick
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20. |
The Devil's Foursome
02:58
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A really long time ago, Freeman tried to fuck me
Not guy on girl on guy, but the dreaded devil's foursome
He said, "I really want to set you up"
Then Luke said, "I don't think I'm drunk enough"
In my defence, I was really wasted
I was trying to draw the heat, so Luke could get his end wet
Luke struck out
And Freeman fucked a goth chick
At
Holland
Park
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